Score: 2

"Not that impressive."

submission: T E T R I S ' D: The Game

date: October 16, 2009

The thing that gets me is the control of the player is not suited for this kind of game at all. Too little control, too "slippery", and way too sensitive for the scale it's in.

Could be much better executed, although the tetris playing is pretty awesome.

Score: 0

"Extremely glitchy."

submission: Borderlands Tribute

date: October 7, 2009

I fell through the floor...
And everything keeps bouncing...
And the music just...stops...
And the controls are awkward...
And shooting is impossible to aim when things are near you...
OTHER THAN THAT it's kind of fun.

Score: 3

"...why is this on the front page?"

submission: powerUP

date: April 20, 2009

Looks like a butchered replica of the fishy concept with a little twist.
Controls are awkward, hitTest was too sensitive...why use a circle if it's still testing the rectangle bounding box? Fix some of that, and perhaps a better game.

Arrow keys and a slippery control where precision would be best...

Maybe next time.

Score: 5

"What the crap...?"

submission: MindFeed

date: July 30, 2008

Either I'm retarded, or it's messed up for me.
It gets past the first set, and tells me I'm semi-intelligent.
Then it says "Let's Continue..."...I hear typing and beeping, but no change. Left it on for 3 - 4 minutes, nothing. Gave up, tried again, same thing.

Oh well, was excited to see what I'd get.

Score: 2

"Uhh..."

submission: Chatterbot

date: May 23, 2008

Try to make an AI of sorts...think about doing things like using indexOf rather than using just exact string evaluation (as in, it HAS TO BE THIS, and you always get THIS responce [which is what you have -- if input is exactly this, this is result]). It's an okay attempt to make a bot -- but not something flash portal worthy.

Like I said, look up "indexOf", and you may have better luck at making an interactive bot. Also, look up "soundex" for ideas on an advanced bot.

Score: 10

"Askith, and ZT Deliverith!"

submission: GLIP

date: May 6, 2008

Beautiful jump of insanity >:D!

Very tasty toon there, buddeh. I should get to work on some things, eh?

Score: 0

"Okay, little note for you:"

submission: Blue Versus Green Ep. 3

date: August 7, 2007

When you have a credits button, give credit to EVERYTIHNG. MUSIC INCLUDED! You basically did "everything - me", and didn't do the ever-so-aweosme "Menu music: <song> by <band>" "Credits music <song> by <band-if-known>", hence the 0/10. I'd give it higher, but I REALLY get annoyed when people don't mention things like that...it's pretty much stealing (well, actually, without permission it is XD! But a little credit would be nice.)

Score: 10

"Beautiful!"

submission: Detective Grimoire

date: July 18, 2007

I loved it =D! Couple of scattered spelling errors, but other than that, flawless!
I'd love to see future 'episodes' of this game...mayhaps a series =o! (most def. would NOT kill the idea, it's pretty fresh around here...)
Just a couple of...'kinks'...I felt I had solved before I had finished talking to everyone and proving 'innocence', I sort of felt that was..."hand fed" (proving them innocent, at least)

On a completely different note, I'd LOVE to congratulate you on the most amazing still backgrounds I've seen in a Flash game! I loved the backgrounds, and how well they looked! They didn't have that flat "vector" look, they had a significant depth and feel to them. I was fun just to see how far you could push Flash's vectors (and it's hard to believe that it was all done in flash! Usuially, people make the still BGs in Photoshop, and just import them [then they look out of place with animated vectors on them XD!]).

Score: 10

"Simply AWESOME SAUCE TASTIC!"

submission: Another Maple Story

date: July 1, 2007

Okay, so! Here's some SUPER AWESOME THINGS:

Azumanga Daioh!!! z0mg I <3 Azumanga Diaoh!!!! YOU ROCKZORS!!!

Another nifty thing...THE LOITUMA SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"Bravo!"

submission: Student park

date: March 10, 2007

Excellent remake of Lemmings! Amazingly done in Flash (must've taken a good while)! Just one complaint, it would be nice if you came up with a bit more levels of your own...but whatever, level design is the easy part -- the hard part is the game engine, which you made flawlessly.

So, now the fun part. To all of you jackasses saying "Z0mg, I CAN BLOW THE WHISTLE ON THE NEEenenenener1241244!$#", no, you can't. Why? Because he didn't 'steal' anything. He gave credit to Lemmings, as per his inspiration + game idea, and he made the entire game himself. Also, yo all of you wankers saying "I CAN JUST CHANGE THE GRAPHICS!!" No, again, you're restarted, shut up, you have no right to talk. He didn't just download a Lemmings script and change graphics, that would be stealing + whistle worthy, instead, he made his own graphics, his own scripts, and his own everything. He just took game idea. Remember that sonic remake? It went through the portal not so long ago. Here: "www newgrounds com/portal/view/151706". Remember that?! Is that fucking stealing? NO! WHY? BECAUSE HE PROGRAMMED EVERYTHING.